Monday, November 10, 2014

Chemical warfare

On my way to buy a five gallon drum of squirrel-be-gone, I stopped at the local pub. There, a fellow patron, and probable squirrel expert, told me that mothballs contain the same active ingredient as squirrel repellant, but at one tenth the price. I returned home with an economy size box of them, and with new found courage shakily climbed the attic ladder, and stumbled around in a drunken frenzy, throwing mothballs randomly while screaming curses at El Diablo. The attic now smells horrible. I'm sure the pest will be gone tomorrow.




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