Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Fixing the voting process




Well the smoke has finally cleared from the 2012 election. I'm glad its over, but the bitter taste remains of a process that is so hopelessly disorganized that when the election was called by all the major networks a little after 11 PM, people were still in line to vote in Florida.

The problems:
Not enough polling places, confusion as to where they are, and the cumbersome and time consuming nature of the process.

The solution:
We need a way to allow everyone prior access to the ballot to familiarize themselves with the choices, create polling places on every street corner, and streamline the process of voting.

The fix:
Every week I take a piece of paper and mark it to indicate my lotto numbers. I then walk to any street corned and feed my paper into any machine, where my numbers are instantly sent to the central lotto database – and I get a lotto ticket. Done. Less than a minute.

So we create a new open source software load for the lotto machines that turns them into voting machines, and presto – problem solved.
Instead of lotto numbers I mark my choice for our nations future leaders. Instead of a lotto ticket I get an audit trail of my vote - and I could go on line ten minutes later and check that my vote is in the system – and that it was actually counted.
Its relatively easy to validate the voter, and route the data to a central counting system (which should also be run on open source software.)
Easy. Simple. Quick.

Are there problems with this proposal? Probably. But are they insurmountable, or worse than the problems that already exist with the current system? Probably not.    

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Did President Obama lose the debate on purpose?



I didn’t get caught up in all the hysteria of the first so called Presidential debate. My idea of how this should have been done is to stick them in front of a camera on a random day without practice, preparation, or polish and don’t tell them what the questions will be – oh and if either of them tell a lie, empty one of those Nickelodeon buckets of slime on them.

But that's not what happened, and the day after the carefully scripted and well rehearsed performance the vast majority of viewers declared Romney victorious. It's very clear that Truth, and Jim Lehrer were both losers, but is it too soon to put Obama into that category.

Prior to the debate President Obama had a ridiculous lead in the polls, so much so that Romney's funding was in danger of drying up - the rumor being that the money would be used down ticket to help Republican Senators. So consider this: with the Republicans almost certain to retain control of the House, and Democrats holding a narrow 4 or 5 seat lead in the Senate, would that funding – if used to win the seats for the Republican Senators, give them control of both the House and the Senate – a situation that would make it extremely difficult for a Democratic President to achieve anything. Maybe this was a risk the Obama Campaign was not prepared to take, and the 'loss' was intentional - to divert money away from the Senate race  and into a candidate that the Democrats think they can still beat.  

When the dust clears, it's unlikely that Romney, as a result of this short lived victory and the inevitable cash injection to his campaign, will gain enough political momentum to catch President Obama and the Democrats will still hold the Senate.

Watch for a more emotional and forceful performance from the President on Oct 16th.

Friday, August 24, 2012

And another one.




To all my supposed friends who have joined the BranchOut app on facebook.
Thanks a lot – you just gave this third party organization, who I suspect you know nothing about, access to MY personal information, including; my location, education history, work history, my picture, gender, facebook user id, and email address. (The email address alone would have been bad enough) You also did this for ALL your other friends. This is not what friends do.
Regardless of how good this app might be – I refuse to join it because I feel that I have no right to surrender your personal data to them.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Child Support ???

At the risk of sounding like one of those hysterical, flamboyant, opinionated, talking haircuts on gossip TV, I just had to comment on a story I saw this week on GMA.
So a Super model, one Linda Evangelista, is getting divorced from her billionaire husband, and wants money for child support. So far so good - nothing new here.

But the story becomes fuel for debate when we discover that she is actually looking for $46,000 a month. Now I know that raising a child is expensive, but does the kid really need 24 hour nanny care, drivers, armed security details, and a Manhattan apartment for his 'play day.'

GMA interviewed a family law attorney - Alexandra Leichter, and asked if $46,000 a month is not to much. Her reply, "Not if he's a billionaire."

This logic is somewhat peculiar, and if applied to the rest of the world, it would mean that the cost of goods and services are somehow relevant to the size of the customers bank roll. In this bizarre world, It would cost Donald Trump $119,000 for a car wash and Bill Gates would be paying as much for a gallon of milk as the rest of the seething unwashed masses pay for a house.

I get that she is angry at the dollar-drenched-Dad, but using the kid as an excuse to extract cash from him is just pathetic. If she cares so much for the child she should give up her modeling job and take care of him.


Stephen R. Drage
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Thursday, April 12, 2012

“are you sure.”


I rent a movie.
The box asks me if I want to give an email address.


I say NO. It says “are you sure.”








Why doesn't it ask “are you sure?” If I answer YES?



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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

MyCalendar – Birthdays

Yesterday I received a facebook message from a colleague. lets call him Mr. X, inviting me to join MyCalendar – Birthdays.

Can anyone give me one reason why I would want to do this? Because I can give you several reasons why I wouldn't.

#1. What does MyCalendar – Birthdays actually do?
Well it apparently updates you about friends birthdays. Wait a minute, doesn’t Facebook already do that without the need for another app?
But the problem is more sinister than that, because MyCalendar – Birthdays, doesn’t tell you what it does until after you sign up. It's a bit like joining a secret society but without the cool handshakes.

#2. Before you gain access to the app to find out what it does, it asks for permission to access your basic information which includes, name, profile picture, gender, networks (whatever they are?), user ID, email, birthday, current city, URL and list of friends. Does anyone think this list is a little long for a Calendar app.

#3. It's the 'List of friends' that bothers me. If I don’t like this app I wont sign up for it, but if my friends do, I’m getting the spam anyway!
You know how angry you get when the friend who bought the overpriced vacuum cleaner, sold five of his friends names to get the 10% off, and now the salesman wants to waste your time convincing you of a need to clean your filthy house? Are you starting to see my point.

#4. But were not done yet, we have to accept the terms of service before we can continue. My bet is that most users have not read this. It is 5022 words long! Here are some highlights.
  1. ACCEPTANCE: You must agree in order to use this service.
  2. TERMINATION: To terminate the agreement you simply stop using the app. They retain all your information.
  3. INDEMNITY: If they send birthday cards from you to an Al Qaeda cell, and the FBI knock on your door, you cant engage MyCalendar – Birthdays in litigatiuon.
  4. PRIVACY: They may collect, your IP address, message board comments, purchase history, name, mailing address, telephone number, credit card and billing information, information about the identity of your friends, email address, current city, gender, URL and Networks (whatever they are.) The information will not be available to third parties, except in the event of a sale, merger, acquisition, reorganization, bankruptcy, or other similar event. - or if they change their mind
  5. MyCalendar – Birthdays can change the contract any time they like.
  6. Oh yes – You also get to see more adds
So if you’ve been suckered into joining this intrusive data harvesting organization (and that's exactly what it is,) don’t despair, there are at least15 million other active users.




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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

How to wash your hands.


Has our society really deteriorated to to point where we need this. My feeling is that if someone lacks the mental ability to wash their hands - they are going to find this sign completely incomprehensible.
Next week I plan to post instructions on how to put on a pair of sunglasses.






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Friday, January 13, 2012

Getting hired by MI6



All this started because of an ad for an MI-6 operations officer that appeared in the Economist some time ago.


Dear M, 

I read with interest your job posting for an MI6 Operations officer. I was especially intrigued by the challenge you posed of persuading three strangers to see things my way. Coincidentally I frequently use this skill whenever I run out of money in a bar, so I do feel that I am perfectly suited for this position.

This is actually my second letter to you. Since I received no response from my first correspondence, this time I have not written using invisible ink, and will send it to your PO box address rather than leaving the letter under a rock outside waterloo station and placing a chalk mark on the wall above it.

As additional job qualifications I offer the following.

I have seen all of the James Bond movies (with the obvious exception of the Roger Moor offerings) and have found that I can figure out who the bad guy is very quickly.

I have my own Tuxedo, although I hope and expect that one will be issued to me because mine was quite expensive and I would take no joy from seeing it damaged by fire, bullet holes or shark bites

I also have my own gun, but would of course need the Aston-Martin with the revolving number plates and ejector seat.

I currently reside in the United States, but still have a strong English accent so you would not have to spend time teaching me the language, thereby saving money on my training costs.

I am hoping that you hire me for this position because quite frankly the only other job posting in this magazine in which I have any interest is the Anti-corruption Manager for a small west African country, but honestly I considered your position to be a good deal less dangerous

Should you find this letter of interest, please see my resume contained at the end of this sentence in the form a microdot.

Regards

Steve Drage.


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