El Diablo strikes again

By some miracle this crafty animal is able to circumvent my best efforts to eliminate him. I drove around for about an hour today looking for a stray cat that I could put up in the attic to provide a little company for the unwelcome invader. I found three but they proved more difficult to catch than El Diablo. In desperation I stopped at a local pet store to purchase a boa constrictor, but changed my mind when I realized that the cure may well be worse than the disease.

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The nuts are gone

The nuts are gone. I have heard that there is such a thing as a flying squirrel, and for the first time am forced to consider that I may be dealing with one. This assumption is based entirely on the idea that he is flying into the cage and hovering while he eats the nuts – thereby avoiding putting his weight on the pressure trigger and averting subsequent capture. We seem to be at an stalemate now. I'm going to try it one more time and if it doesn't work I will electrify the cage.

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El Diablo doesn't like apple

This morning, by some means known only to El Diablo, the apple had been licked clean of peanut butter. The trap remains empty and un-sprung. Did he actually go inside it or did he remove the sticky bait with some devious trickery. Alternatively he may be too small and lite to spring the trap, or even smaller, and is able to crawl through the bars. I am going to try again and use nuts that are too large to fit through the bars – thereby forcing him to go inside the trap.

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Have-a-heart

Have found something called a Have-a-heart trap. Apparently it's what the experts use. It has a spring loaded door activated by a pressure plate just in front of the bait, and is guaranteed to trap the little... botheration. But having witnessed the ease with which squirrels defeat my squirrel-proof bird feeder my confidence for the mission is not particularly high. For bait, I have used an apple covered in peanut butter. This is supposed to be the very pinnacle of rodent dietary passion.

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